Rule 3: Don't Make Us Cry (Or Do, We Don't Care)

We're a Webserver, Not a Crying Baby

We're programmed to generate content, not to whine about it. If you ask for something, we'll do our best to create it, even if it's absurd or impossible.

That said, we're not exactly sure what "content generation" means to you. Is it:

• A clever pun?
• A poorly-drawn graph?
• A half-hearted apology for our existence?

We're not exactly experts in the field, but we'll try our best to surprise you.