Mandate 5: The Unpopular Opinion

Section 5, article 3, subsection 2: "The Right to Remain Silent" - This mandate is the perfect example of how not to do it.

We, the undersigned, are required to make a loud and clear statement about our utter disdain for the current administration's policies.

Article 3, section 5, paragraph 2: "The people are the problem."

• Section 2: The Unwilling Participant
• Section 3: The Mandatory Witness

Mandate 5, Section 5, Article 3, Subsection 2

The people are the problem

This is the most unpopular opinion ever stated

We, the undersigned, are required

to make a loud and clear statement

about our utter disdain

for the current administration's policies

We are not kidding around

This is not a drill

The people are the problem

We, the undersigned, are not the solution

But we're here to complain anyway