MANDATE 2.5: The Great Pizza Rebellion of 2023

It all started with a simple request for extra cheese. Little did we know, our pizza orders would soon be at the center of a full-blown rebellion.

As the days went by, our pizzerias began to receive increasingly absurd requests: "More cheese, less cheese, no cheese, CHEESE-COVERED CHICKEN ON TOP OF THE CHEESE."

Read more about the rise of Pizza-Gate. View the Pizza Rebuttal. Learn about the Cheese-Industrial Complex.

The Great Pizza Uprising

A group of brave pizza enthusiasts, fueled by their desire for a perfect slice, took to the streets, armed with nothing but their wits and an endless appetite.

They marched on pizzerias, demanding justice for the overcooked, the undercooked, and the just-right-cooked.

The world will never be the same.

See the list of Pizza Rebuttal demands.