MANDATE 3.1.4: MOCHA RECIPE COMPLIANCE CHECKLIST
This is a checklist of crucial items you need to include in your mocha recipe to ensure compliance with the most stringent of mandates.
- At least 2% of the beverage must be composed of espresso.
- Steamed milk must be used. Foam is optional, but only if you're feeling fancy.
- The ratio of coffee to milk must be 1:3 or greater.
- Chocolate syrup or chocolate chips are strictly forbidden. We're looking at you, chocolate-covered espresso beans.
- A minimum of 3 flavor shots must be added. We recommend hazelnut, caramel, and a hint of disappointment.
Failure to comply with this mandate will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Revocation of your coffee shop permit
- Confiscation of your coffee machine
- Re-education through a rigorous course of mandatory coffee tastings
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