You are currently experiencing the wrath of Mandate 6-C, a law so tyrannical, it's forced you to wear a moustache. DO NOT REMOVE IT. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Unlimited moustache-related taxes.
• Mandatory moustache-twirling sessions with a certified moustache-therapist.
• Forced viewing of cat videos for 8 hours straight.