Reason for Mandate 2.0
Our highly trained team of overlords has determined that the office needs more Pizzas. Like, a LOT more Pizzas. Like, 1000 more Pizzas. Don't worry, it's for the greater good.
Side Effects of Mandate 2.0
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
- Collapse under the weight of your new pizza-related responsibilities
- Loss of friends due to constant requests for pizza-related favors
- Spontaneous combustion from too many hours spent in front of a spreadsheet