By order of the Sock Council, we hereby declare...
January: Sock-it-to-me Day - Wear your most ostentatious, oversized socks on this day.
February: National Sock Exchange - Trade your socks with your nearest and dearest.
March: International Sock Puppet Day - Channel your inner Meryl Streep.
April: Sock-it-to-me Month - A time for reflection and sock-themed self-improvement.