By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Land, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear matching plaid pants on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
1. It's a bold statement.
2. It's a great way to increase sales for the local wool industry.
3. We've run out of other things to do.
Read Mandate 1: The Great Toilet Paper Initiative Read Mandate 2: The Mandatory Farting Contest Read Mandate 3: The Nationalized Sock Drawer