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Mandate 2020: Phase 4

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare:

All citizens are required to wear pants at all times, except on Tuesdays, when they are allowed to wear shorts.

This mandate shall be enforced by the Mandate Enforcement Squad.

Any questions or concerns should be directed to the Mandate Complaints Department.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What if I forget to wear pants?

A: You will be subject to a fine of 1000 dollars and/or 5 hours of community service.

Q: Are there any exceptions?

A: Yes, on Tuesdays, as previously mentioned.

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