The Primary Mandate

As a Mandate Hoarder, you're required to follow the most basic rules of the land. Don't be a rebel, be a Mandate of the Month.

But don't just stop at the Mandate of the Month, be a Mandate Hoarder, hoarding the most mandates possible!

Warning: Mandate Hoarding can be hazardous to your social life. Prolonged hoarding may lead to Mandate Withdrawal Syndrome.

Back to Mandates This page is a parody of a webpage that pokes fun at the idea of "mandates", which are fictional rules or regulations that one might be required to follow. The tone is dry and humorous, with a focus on the absurdity of hoarding and withdrawing from these "mandates".