Mandate 5: The Unreasonable Demands of the Uncooperative

Section 1: The Mandatory Mornings

All citizens are required to begin every day at precisely 6:00 AM. No excuses, no exceptions, no excuses.

Failure to comply will result in a stern lecture from our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly annoyed bureaucrats.

Hyperlinks:

• Mandate 6: The Inconvenient Bedtimes
• Mandate 4: The Unwise Use of Sarcasm
• Back to the Mandate List

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