Mandate 9.7: Because 9.6 Sounded Too Much Like a Normal Number

Section 9.7: The Unenforceable Mandate for Uncooperative Individuals

As of today, you are required to perform at least 3 hours of paperwork for every minor infraction of the law.

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're doing it.

Appendix: How to Write a Mandate That Sounds Less Like a Mandate FAQ: Because You Clearly Need Help

Remember, compliance is key!

Or not.

Whatever.

Good luck with that.

Submandate 9.7.1: The Fine Print

This section is reserved for those who wish to know more about Mandate 9.7, but are too lazy to click on any links.

Technicalities: Because Legalese is Hard

We're not judging you.