Steak Recipes for the Uninspired

Warning: the recipes below are not for the faint of heart. They're for those who dare to defy the culinary norms and make their taste buds weep with joy.

1. The Overly-Charred Abomination

Take a beautiful filet mignon, slap it on the grill, and proceed to burn it to a crisp. Serve with a side of regret.

2. The Unbalanced Aberration

Marinate your steak in a vat of cheap wine, then serve with a side of wasabi sauce. The tears will be worth it.

3. The Utterly-Disastrous Disaster

Take a tenderloin, dip it in a bucket of hot sauce, and serve it with a side of blue cheese dressing. The horror will be delicious.