Action Items 3: Spreadsheets
Here be the list of Action Items for Meeting 42, Item 3, Spreadsheets:
Spreadsheets
Spreadsheets: Because who needs human intuition when you can have a 10x10 grid of numbers?
Features:
- Drag-and-drop functionality: Drag and drop things, because who needs sanity?
- Auto-formatting: Because who needs to know what they're doing?
- Collaboration tools: Because who needs human interaction when you can just shout at each other over the spreadsheet?
Email Templates
Email Templates: Because who needs to write their own words when you can copy and paste?
Features:
- Auto-generated boilerplate text, because who needs originality?
- Pre-filled fields, because who needs to remember their own name?
- Auto-send: Because who needs to press send?
Weekly Report
Weekly Report: Because who needs a week when you can have a report?
Features:
- Auto-generated reports, because who needs to do math?
- Customizable templates, because who needs customization?
- Auto-email, because who needs to press send again?
Quarterly Review
Quarterly Review: Because who needs a calendar when you can have a report that's 3 months late?
Features:
- Auto-generated review, because who needs to reflect?
- Pre-filled fields, because who needs original thought?
- Auto-email, because who needs to send it themselves?