Meeting 42: The Official Coffee Consumption Guidelines

Section 1: The Pre-Game Rituals

To properly prepare for Meeting 42, one must first fuel up with the sacred elixir known as coffee. This is not just a suggestion; it's a law. Read more about the importance of caffeine.

Section 2: The Consumption Protocols

Once caffeinated, one must adhere to the following protocols to avoid disaster:

  1. Do not consume too much coffee. We're not savages here. (More on moderate consumption.)
  2. Do not attempt to drink it from a bucket. (Why not.)
  3. Do not use a straw. (A straw is a slippery slope.)

Section 3: The Post-Game Recovery

After the meeting, one must engage in post-coffee recovery rituals to avoid the dreaded "Jitters of Doom". Find out how.

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