Decision 42: Because 41 Was Clearly Not Enough

It's time to decide on the best way to spend our allocated 1000 space bucks on.

Option 1: Buy 1000 more rubber chickens for the office

We can use them as stress balls, or as projectiles to launch at our enemies.

Learn more about the benefits of fowl play

Option 2: Invest in a 1000-foot-tall statue of a chicken

It'll be a great conversation starter, or a giant paperweight, whichever you prefer.

Read about the art of clucking grandeur

Option 3: Build a time machine and go back to the dawn of humanity

Because who needs the internet, electricity, or indoor plumbing, right?

Learn about the joys of primitive living