Argument 9: Sprinkles are a scourge upon the donut world.
Pro-Sprinkles: They're fun and colorful, and add a delightful textural element to the donut-eating experience.
Anti-Sprinkles: They're a distraction from the rich, complex flavors of the donut itself. A true donut connoisseur would never sully their refined palate with such frivolity.
Counter-Argument: But what's next? No sprinkles, no glitter, no rainbow dust? The very fabric of donut culture is at stake.
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