A shocking revelation has rocked the office supply world: stapler abuse is rampant.
Multiple eyewitnesses have come forward with allegations of stapler tampering, stapler neglect, and even stapler hoarding.
The stapler in question, a sleek and shiny Fastape 5000, has been accused of malfunctioning on multiple occasions.
Investigations are ongoing, but sources close to the matter confirm that stapler-related stress has reached critical levels.
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