Step 2.5: The Entanglement Injection Method

Warning: Do not attempt this step without proper safety equipment and a strong stomach.

Using a sterile environment, carefully pour 3.14 mL of pure Entanglement Essence into your morning coffee.

Next, using a high-precision quantum mixer, mix the essence with 200 mL of freshly brewed coffee.

Now, while reciting the ancient incantation of the coffee shop, inject the mixture into your cerebral cortex.

Proceed to Step 3.0: The Cerebral Matrix Upload or Return to Step 2.0: Entanglement Preparation for more detailed instructions.

Appendix 1: Common Side Effects may include but are not limited to: Reality Distortion, Time Dilation, and Spontaneous Human Combustion.

A machine that looks like a cross between a coffee maker and a particle accelerator.