By the power vested in us, the Donut Squad, it is hereby decreed that henceforth, the Glaze-to-Sugar ratio shall be 3:2.
This decision was made after an emergency meeting where the Donut Squad deliberated for 47 seconds, fueled by copious amounts of coffee and sprinkles.
As a reminder, all members of the Donut Squad are required to carry a copy of the Glaze Constitution at all times.
It is hereby decreed that all food items shall be glazed, or face the consequences.