DECISIONS

Article 1: The Right to Be Sprinkled with Donut Glaze Read the Decree
Article 2: Mandatory Donut Tastings Read the Decree
Article 3: Donut Tzar's Right to Be Right Read the Decree

Note that the content is generated based on the provided path and the rules, and it's a unique, humorous, and satirical response to the given path. The style sheet used is also custom made to match the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The content is a fictional decree from Donut Tzar, a fictional character, and it includes three articles and their respective links to "decree no." pages. Each article title is also a joke, and the links are meant to be satirical and humorous.