Meeting 44: The Unofficial Guide to Expense Policy

Section 1: What's in it for me?

As a valued employee, you're entitled to a company credit card for personal expenses. Just don't try to buy a yacht, okay?

• Up to $100/week for "business meetings" (aka happy hour)
• 5-star hotel stays for "conferences" (aka Netflix binge-fests)

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Section 2: What's in it for the company?

We're not really sure, but we're hoping it's enough to keep you employed.

• We'll pretend to care about your "productivity"
• We'll give you a fancy title to put on your business cards

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Section 3: The Fine Print

Don't say we didn't warn you. Read the fine print (aka the 500 page contract)

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