Quantum Crisis Fries: A Snack of Unpredictable Doom

Warning: Consuming Quantum Crisis Fries may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous recombination, or spontaneous reassembly of your molecular structure. Prolonged consumption may result in irreversable brain damage.

You are now experiencing the Quantum Crisis Fries phenomenon.

A Recipe for Disaster

Ingredients:

Mix all ingredients together in a blender, then pour into a bowl and serve.

Side effects may include: