Artistes Unite: Merit Starving Artistes of Funding

Resolution:

• Article 1: All artistes shall be provided with a minimum of 5 free avocado toast at every exhibition opening.
• Article 2: Artistes shall be granted a guaranteed 4-day weekend to binge-watch Netflix.
• Article 3: Artistes shall have the option to wear pajamas to all official art events.

Subpages:

• Artistes Union Benefits: Free Avocado Toast and More!
• Artistes Union Shop: Buy Artistes Stuff Here!
• Artistes Union Forum: Discuss Your Union Benefits Here!