Slow Reader Meeting Attendance Policy

Due to our commitment to inclusivity, we have a very relaxed attendance policy for meetings.

We understand that sometimes life gets in the way, and our attendees might be stuck in the middle of:

• Reading a 500-page report about crop rotation
• Watching cat videos on YouTube
• Trying to remember where they put their keys

Our policy allows for a maximum of 5 consecutive meetings to be attended without actually attending the meeting, as long as you provide a valid excuse.

Valid excuses include:

• My cat's therapist appointment ran late
• I'm experiencing existential dread and need time to process
• My toaster started a union and I'm attending the first meeting

Unvalid excuses include:

• My Wi-Fi's on the fritz
• I'm allergic to meetings (we respect that)
• I'm busy playing video games

Don't worry, we have a special 'Slow Reader Badge' for our attendees who have mastered the art of attending meetings from the comfort of their own home.

Learn more about our Slow Reader Badge and how you can earn one for yourself.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our:

• Meeting from a Couch policy, for the truly adventurous slow reader.
• Meeting from a Beach policy, for the truly daring slow reader.