By Bob the Omniscient, Greatest Prophet of Our Time
In the year 2023, the avocado toast will be replaced by a newer, trendier snack: the dragon fruit smoothie.
The average person will spend 4 hours a day scrolling through social media, only to realize they've wasted 3 hours and 59 minutes.
A new form of exercise will emerge, where people will pay $10 an hour to sit on a stationary bike while staring at a screen.
The world will unite under a single, global language: a strange combination of emojis and hand gestures.
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