In a shocking turn of events, the world will run out of donuts. Not just any donuts, mind you, but the ones with sprinkles. The ones with glaze. The ones with that sweet, sweet frosting.
As the great Bob the Omniscient foretold, "The people will riot. The people will cry. The people will question the very fabric of society." But little did they know, it was all just a ploy by the sinister forces of the Cereal Industry to distract us from their true intentions: to replace all snacks with kale chips.
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