We are the Department of the Ominous: Meeting Prophets, dedicated to predicting the most catastrophic, soul-crushing, and reality-altering events in the world.
Our team of expert Prophets use ancient arts, modern algorithms, and an unhealthy dose of paranoia to foresee the most ominous of futures.
Meetings are a vital part of our process. They are where we come together as a team to discuss the impending doom that is to come.