Prophesying Without Actually Doing Any Work

Welcome to the art of prophesying without actually doing any work! This is where the masters of minimal effort come to hone their skills.

Our team of expert prophesiers are dedicated to the art of saying "it'll be done tomorrow" while sipping lattes and playing video games.

Join us in our quest for productivity avoidance!

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