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Our Legacy of Bureaucracy

Here lies the history of the most epic, most majestic, most utterly soul-crushing bureaucracy the world has ever known.

Founded in 1987 by a group of visionaries who wanted to create a system so complex, so Byzantine, so utterly incomprehensible that even the most skilled of mortals would weep at the mere thought of navigating its depths.

Over the years, we've built a legacy of:

Explore our rich history, and tremble before our mighty bureaucracy.

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