Our Experiments in Prophesying

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated meeting prophets who've spent years perfecting the art of predicting the most likely meeting outcomes. Our methods may be unorthodox, but our results are always... entertaining.

Some of our favorite experiments include:

• Predicting the Exact Time of the Coffee Break
• Determining the Probability of a Meeting Being Cancelled
• Foreseeing the Exact Number of Jargon Words Spoken

Join us in our quest for meeting prophecies!