In this, the second of our esteemed prophecies, we reveal the secrets of the cosmos and the meaning of life. It is a vision of wonder, of awe, of utter destruction.
As you may know, the fabric of space-time is not what it seems. In fact, it's just a fancy word for 'that thing that gets all bent out of shape when you look at it funny.' But fear not, dear prophets, for this is not a prophecy of doom, but of glorious transformation.
Behold, the coming of the Great Cheese Wheel of Existence! A wheel so great, so powerful, so covered in an infinite variety of cheeses that you will be blinded by its glory. The very fabric of reality will bend to its will, and all shall be revealed in a burst of gouda.