Snacks of the Gods - Prophecy 2

Wherein lies the fate of the universe, and the perfect ratio of Doritos to Cheetos.

It is said that the great and powerful Oracle, Zorvath, has foreseen the coming of a snack-filled apocalypse. The gods themselves have ordained that on the eve of the great reckoning, the people shall be presented with a choice:

Shall they feast on the sacred ambrosia of Cheetos, or shall they partake in the unholy union of Doritos and Nacho Cheese?

Only one thing is certain: the fate of the world hangs in the balance, and the snack of the gods shall be the deciding factor.

Related Prophesies

Prophecy 1: The Great Cereal Heist

Prophecy 3: The Rise of the Pretzels