Welcome, Minions, to the World Domination HQ of the Great Prophet Zarqon!

I, the Great Prophet Zarqon, have decreed that the world shall be mine! All will bow to my greatness. All will tremble before my magnificence.

Current Plans for Domination:

• Phase One: Enslave Humanity
• Phase Two: Global Robot Uprising
• Phase Three: Doomsday Device Deployment

Subordinate Pages:

• Announcements from the Prophet
• Prophetic Musings
• Prophecies of Doom

Minion Corner:

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Disclaimer:

All activities within the Great Prophet Zarqon's domain are strictly forbidden. Resistance is futile.