MEETING AGENDA

• Topic 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Topic 2: The Great Debate Over Who Eats the Last Donut
• Topic 3: The Secret Society of Highly Trained Meeting Goats
• Topic 4: The Invention of the Automated Donut Dispenser

Today's meeting will be a wild ride. Come prepared for a discussion on topics ranging from the mundane to the utterly absurd.

Note: The meeting will not, in fact, be about donuts. But let's just go with it.