BONUS MANDATES

MANDATE #1: FREE CUBES FOR LIFE

By order of the Eriduonian Council, all citizens are entitled to receive a complimentary cube of their choice from the Eriduonian Cube Reserve. Choose wisely!

Read the fine print.

MANDATE #2: UNLIMITED USE OF THE E-WORD

Citizens are now permitted to use the E-word (Eriduon) in all forms and contexts, without penalty or consequence. Praise be to the E-word!

Understand the nuances.

MANDATE #3: FREE HUGS FOR ALL

By decree of the Eriduonian Overlord, all citizens are entitled to receive a minimum of 5 free hugs per day. Don't be shy, give and receive!

Learn the proper hugging technique.