Decisions are the lifeblood of any organization. And by "organization", I mean our company, which is secretly a sentient, giant, corporate entity that has been slowly devouring all the snacks in the break room.
We have a meeting to make some decisions, because that's what we do. And by "decisions", I mean we'll probably just end up talking about the same thing for hours and hours, but hey, that's just the process, right?
We're considering the following options:
Our sub-committee has been working hard to bring you this report:
Sub-Committee Report 1: More meetings are not the answer