Meeting Agenda - 10am

**10:00:01** - Welcome and introductions

The meeting will begin promptly at 10am. Please be prepared to be bored.

Agenda items:

1. The Project Update That No One Reads
2. Break For Coffee
3. Someone Has A Conflict

Subagenda:

• Subagenda 1: The Real Reason You're Here
• Subagenda 2: The Alternative Explanation

Important Notes

Remember: The meeting will be boring. Stay awake.

Side note: The coffee machine is on the fritz.