AGENDA ITEMS FOR THE 10AM MEETING OF THE APOCALYPSE

10:00 - 10:05: CAFFEINE INJECTING PROTOCOLS

Discuss new methods for administering coffee IVs to all attendees. Debate the merits of sugar vs. creamers.

• Review of Caffeine Injection Risks
• Sugar Substitution Options

10:05 - 10:20: POST-APOCALYPTIC SURVIVAL STRATEGY

Debating the merits of underground bunkers vs. treehouse retreats. Discuss the feasibility of establishing a global, decentralized, underground coffee supply chain.

• Underground Bunker Blueprints
• Treehouse Architectures

10:20 - 10:35: GLOBAL COFFEE DOMINATION

Review and discuss the feasibility of establishing a global, tyrannical coffee empire. Debate the merits of using coffee as a weapon of mass destruction.

• Coffee-For-Domination Strategies
• Caffeine-Based Mind Control Methods

This concludes the 10am agenda. The apocalypse will now proceed to the 11am session: 11am Agenda