Q: What happens if I don't pay my penalties?
A: We will make you walk the plank, matey!
Q: Can I appeal a penalty?
A: Aye, ye can, but only if ye answer our 10-question trivia challenge.
Q: Can I pay my penalties online?
A: Aye, ye can, but only if ye enjoy being charged an extra 10% in processing fees.
Q: What if I'm late with my payment?
A: We will send a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninja warriors to collect it from ye.