We're sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, but we're sure you understand that a little 'mea culpa' and a pinch of salt will make everything okay in the end.

However, if you insist on being obstinate, you may want to pay a visit to our Obfuscation Kingdom, where the rules are a bit more... flexible.

Or, if you're feeling extra cheeky, you can always visit the King of the Couch and see if he'll grant you a temporary reprieve.

We appreciate your understanding, and we hope you'll be back for more sausages in the future.

Until then, adiós, amigo!