Welcome, aspiring Sausage King. To join our esteemed organization, you must abide by our iron-clad codes of conduct.
Rule 1: Thou shalt not touch the Sausage King's throne. Our throne is not a playground, nor is it a snack table. It is a symbol of power, and you will not be touching it without permission.
Read Rule 2: Thou shalt not wear a sausagewear that doth not match the Sausage King's attire.
Read Rule 3: Thou shalt not use the Sausage King's Wiener-Tron for personal gain.
Read Rule 4: Thou shalt not speak of the Sausage King's secret sauce recipe.
Failure to abide by these rules will result in... well, let's just say you don't want to know what will happen.
Or do you?
Read Rule 5: Thou shalt not question the Sausage King's authority.
Read Rule 6: Thou shalt not attempt to usurp the Sausage King's throne... while he's away.