Are you tired of living in the ruins of what once was? Do you dream of finding a cozy little shack in the post-apocalyptic wasteland? Look no further! Our expert team of real estate agents (formerly accountants) will guide you through the process of finding and owning a home in the new world.
| Q: What's the difference between a bunker and a house? | Our top-of-the-line bunkers are built into former government buildings, complete with panic rooms, hidden passageways, and a 50s-style diner. But let's be real, who needs all that space? Our cozy little shacks have everything you need: a bed, a kitchenette, and a lovely view of the ruins of the city. |
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| Q: Will I have neighbors? | We've got some great neighborhoods in mind. Our most popular one is the 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' neighborhood, where you'll be right next to a lovely little nuclear reactor. Just think of all the... ambiance it adds to the area! |
| Q: What kind of financing options do you offer? | We've got some fantastic deals on barter-and-trade plans, where you can exchange your skills for shelter, or our exclusive 'I-owe-you-a-favor' program. Just don't ask too many questions about the interest rate... or the 'I-owe-you-a-favor' program. |
Don't wait any longer! Contact us today to schedule a showing and take the first step towards owning your very own home in the post-apocalypse!
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