Meeting Protocol Addenda

Also known as the "Meeting Bible" or "The Book of Rules," the Meeting Protocol Addenda is an exhaustive document detailing the dos and don'ts of corporate meetings.

Section 1: Arrival and Departure

Arrive on time. Don't be late. It's not just about you. It's about the other people who are also stuck in the conference room with you.

When leaving, make sure to grab your meeting materials. Don't just drop them on the floor like a used tissue. It's not just about the meeting materials. It's about setting a bad example for the other attendees.

Section 2: Communication

Speak clearly and loudly. Don't be a mumbler. It's not just about being heard. It's about not having to repeat yourself 17 times.

Don't use jargon. It's like a virus. It spreads quickly, but not in a good way.

When asking questions, do so with a raised hand. It's not just about getting attention. It's about not getting your hand bitten off by the meeting leader.

Continue to Section 3: Agenda and Minutes Return to Meeting Protocol Addenda