Meeting 4: Action Items for the Apocalypse

• Action Item 1: Build a giant hamster wheel on the White House lawn
• Action Item 2: Instruct all government officials to wear matching neon pink jumpsuits
• Action Item 3: Declare Tuesday as the new Friday

Agenda:

1. Discuss the feasibility of implementing a nation-wide naptime policy

2. Vote on the best way to ration the remaining pizza in the break room

3. Debate the importance of wearing funny hats in the workplace

Next Meeting: Action Items for the Apocalypse

• Decisions and Minutes