Meetings of the Damned - 2021-06-20 Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• Bob, the CEO
• Jane, the Intern
• Jim, the IT Guy
• Mike, the Coffee Guy

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of it all
• Item 2: Review the budget for the new copier
• Item 3: Elect a new office DJ
• Item 4: Discuss the merits of the new "Casual Fridays" policy

Minutes:

We gathered 'round the conference table, our eyes fixed on the whiteboard as Bob droned on about the meaninglessness of it all. Jane scribbled notes in the margins, while Jim nodded enthusiastically, no doubt thinking of all the cat videos he could watch on his phone during the next meeting.

<ul>
	<li>Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of it all</li>
	<li>Item 2: Review the budget for the new copier</li>
	</ul>

Action Items:

• Implement new copier budget in accounting system
• Assign DJ rotation schedule to avoid Jim's dad rock playlists
• Send memo to HR about the importance of existential dread

Decisions made:

• We decided that, yes, it's all meaningless, so let's just eat donuts.
• We approved the new copier budget, but only after Jim agreed to DJ the next meeting.

Adjournment:

Meeting was adjourned, and we all went home to contemplate the abyss.