The Prophecy Unfolds
On June 21, 2021, we gathered around the sacred coffee machine, ready to receive the revelations of the chosen one. Prophet 7, a self-proclaimed seer, stood before us, his eyes aglow with an otherworldly energy.
"The world is ending," he declared, "not with a bang, but with a meeting. The meeting that will decide the fate of humanity. The meeting that will determine the course of history."
We listened, entranced, as he spoke of the impending doom and the salvation that awaited us. The air was thick with anticipation, and the coffee machine, sensing our collective unease, began to dispense free donuts.