Efficiency Coffee Machine 2021
Meet the machine that's been disrupting the office coffee game. With its sleek design and cutting-edge tech, it's a game-changer.
Our team of expert engineers has optimized every aspect of the machine, from bean-to-cup brewing to the perfect crema ratio.
Results: 100% of employees are now functioning at 90% or above. Productivity has increased by 3000%. And our CEO is no longer a cranky person.
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Side effects of using the efficiency machine may include: increased alertness, improved focus, and spontaneous outbursts of happiness.
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Disclaimer: Not responsible for any negative side effects caused by excessive caffeine consumption or office politics. Use at your own risk.
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