Today, we tested the inflatable chair of Project X. The results are in.
| Test Subject | Result |
|---|---|
| Chair 1 | Successfully inflated to 3x its original size. However, it took 4 hours to deflate. |
| Chair 2 | Exploded on the 3rd pump. No survivors. |
| Chair 3 | Remained stable, but users reported a sense of existential dread while sitting in it. |