MEETINGS 2022/01/16: Subgoal 2 - Sales Pitch Phase 4 - Solution Proposal

Phase 4: The Final Solution (or is it?)

After three weeks of grueling sales pitches, we've finally reached Phase 4. This is it, folks. The moment of truth.

Back to Phase 3 Appendix: The Fine Print

Problem Statement

We've been trying to sell you this thing for weeks, but we still can't seem to get it right. It's like we're speaking different languages or something.

We need a solution that will finally, finally, make you understand the value proposition.

Solution: The Answer to All Our Prayers

It's simple: we'll just... just... repeat ourselves.

That's right. We'll just keep saying the same thing over and over until you get it.

Alternative Solution: The Answer to All Our Prayers (Plus a Free Gift)

We'll just... uh... not repeat ourselves. And as a special bonus, we'll throw in a free toaster.